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Your best one-liner = 200 points  

electrastorm69 39F  
1249 posts
10/19/2019 10:12 am
Your best one-liner = 200 points

Post your best one-liner in response the pic - the lovely lady at the bar.

Be sexy, witty, funny, creative,romantic, etc and see if you win 200 points.

Enter as many times as you like and also rate other comments.

Good Luck!


electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
10/19/2019 10:15 am

"Why so serious"....lol.
Thanks in advance for entering!


jolielaide 48F  
1348 posts
10/19/2019 10:34 am

    Quoting electrastorm69:
    "Why so serious"....lol.
    Thanks in advance for entering!
do you mind if i ask, what's in that glass

*thank you for offering points to the masses. it will definitely start a frenzy.


Bigsxxxy64WV 55M

10/19/2019 10:40 am

I want to tickle your belly button........ From the inside 😉


posty2 65M
550 posts
10/19/2019 10:49 am

I wonder if they know I farted????


thikhead 63M
3038 posts
10/19/2019 10:52 am

"sorry im late, i had an issue at home -

i spilled some soap and water and

couldnt figure out what to clean it up with"



"were all in this together"


electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
10/19/2019 11:05 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    do you mind if i ask, what's in that glass

    *thank you for offering points to the masses. it will definitely start a frenzy.
Looks like Whisky or Bourbon to me.
Been giving away points since the site stopped free chat. The blogger who used to do bigger giveaways seems to have disappeared. Nothing wrong in sharing the wealth


looking4u69ca 59M
3729 posts
10/19/2019 11:09 am

I'll have what you're having.


ItsABiThing 49M
18 posts
10/19/2019 11:11 am

Hi...sorry I'm late


letsgettogeth119 60M

10/19/2019 11:16 am

"HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU SWEETHEART"


PooCsuka 52M
42 posts
10/19/2019 11:21 am

Hi, looks like you are having second thoughts about that drink, let me be the first choice.


fightfire365 49M
380 posts
10/19/2019 11:41 am

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and I together


fightfire365 49M
380 posts
10/19/2019 11:42 am

Is that shirt made out of silk or can it be fealt.


57FredFred 63M  
463 posts
10/19/2019 11:54 am

If a train leaves Los Angeles going East at 65 MPH and another train leaving Chicago going West at 80 MPH, how many shingles will it take to cover the barn?


oraljim201 71M
5434 posts
10/19/2019 12:02 pm

I will wash my face so you always have a clean place to sit down on


Ilfix4u 66M  
47 posts
10/19/2019 7:30 pm

" I see you are undressing me with your eyes "


topherific 57M
4667 posts
10/19/2019 7:34 pm

hello, i would love to clean your house


Atoungtallent22 39M  
36 posts
10/19/2019 8:15 pm

Nice shoes! ............wanna fuck? 🙊


AbelArcher 41M
11 posts
10/20/2019 12:12 am

Would you bark like a seal if I balance my balls on your nose?


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 59M
3754 posts
10/20/2019 10:57 am

"Yes, of course I would take you to bed and fuck your brains out !! "


electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
10/20/2019 12:08 pm

Congrats to Eatatthe69 for your winning one-liner !


rm_1littlehose 57M
436 posts
10/20/2019 12:24 pm

" I sure wish the Bouncer was bouncing his Ass on Me!"

Thanx for the give-aways!


dogfood2020 51M/99F
52 posts
11/3/2019 11:46 am

You look like my first ex wife, and I've never been married.


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