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Your best one-liner = 200 points  

electrastorm69 39F  
1248 posts
12/8/2019 7:34 am
Your best one-liner = 200 points

Give your best -liner for this pic and you could win 200 points!
Enter as many times as you wish...just be funny, witty, sassy.
Points will be awarded 9 Dec 2019.
Good Luck!

electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
12/8/2019 7:35 am

Should have said 220 points....my bad, lol!

eborel2 56M  
3 posts
12/8/2019 7:53 am

That paint looks so real!

ltrskr 72M  
4270 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

A hole new meaning to "Tongue in cheek!"

leo2012103ab 66M
35 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

think i just heard the dinner bell !

Drpecker2cu 61M
52 posts
12/8/2019 8:01 am


iowa6669 51M
218 posts
12/8/2019 8:02 am

is there a draft in here?

iowa6669 51M
218 posts
12/8/2019 8:04 am

the buffet is open!

iowa6669 51M
218 posts
12/8/2019 8:06 am

can anyone help me get the bluejean out of my teeth!

lickn41 54M
72 posts
12/8/2019 8:07 am

parking in the rear

manto69u 65M  
36 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

The hole needs a good plugging.

lickn41 54M
72 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

May I push your stool in for you?

4uacuudlybear3 71M
90 posts
12/8/2019 8:12 am

Come and git it!!

lickn41 54M
72 posts
12/8/2019 8:13 am

entrance in the rear

easy_going2014 53M
13209 posts
12/8/2019 8:21 am

"go commando, or go home"

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roustabout6 64M
110 posts
12/8/2019 8:31 am

Look out for that chili...

wanted4funNaz 39M
7 posts
12/8/2019 8:41 am

Now that’s my kind of bedazzled jeans

jstforthlofit 64M  
893 posts
12/8/2019 8:51 am

Nothing comes between me and my jeans..

lindoboy100 57M
21302 posts
12/8/2019 9:00 am

The latest product from Levi:

No More Skidmarks........

Pull ma finger.........

iowa6669 51M
218 posts
12/8/2019 9:08 am

thats a new meaning to "belly up to the bar"!

waterdrop00 53M
145 posts
12/8/2019 9:18 am

the ultimate way of pleasing yourself ~~ get yourself into my jeans

kwood200 55M
199 posts
12/8/2019 9:30 am

I got the cue stick for pocket pool!

weaponxx69 37M
115 posts
12/8/2019 9:34 am

even though it is nice, that restaurant's health score just went down

weaponxx69 37M
115 posts
12/8/2019 9:36 am

Is this the appetizer or the main course?

10172 posts
12/8/2019 9:42 am

I like my chili extra-hot

Bedcat68 52M  
38 posts
12/8/2019 9:44 am

Direct acces

Ashersanta 24M
31 posts
12/8/2019 9:52 am

one line to The Heaven


Paulxx001 63M
17056 posts
12/8/2019 10:09 am

I'm always ready... Even when I'm not...

... is there another way to look at it.
We Have Lost Forty Million Good Men WTF

Wok2016 38M  
435 posts
12/8/2019 10:32 am

I'm here to apply for the opening!!

rm_undermythong 40F  
102 posts
12/8/2019 11:14 am

I was out playing golf and I got a hole in one.

rm_undermythong 40F  
102 posts
12/8/2019 11:17 am

Do you think this is covered under my insurance?===wind damage?

12607 posts
12/8/2019 11:43 am

Do You See That, Between Her Pussy and Her Asshole?

That's A Chinrest!


posty2 65M
550 posts
12/8/2019 11:45 am


rm_undermythong 40F  
102 posts
12/8/2019 11:57 am

Went out drinking and got ripped.

myexample 32M
109 posts
12/8/2019 6:04 pm

hey maam your pants is missing some coverage, will fill it with my cock and walk behind slowly do u mind be entering

HWmann200 56M  
2 posts
12/8/2019 6:32 pm

looks like the first bite got the jeans,,missed the meat,lol

WyoCowboy7751 67M
614 posts
12/9/2019 6:35 am

Sorry Mame ! But Your Clit needs a Lickin !!!

rm_1littlehose 57M
436 posts
12/9/2019 3:43 pm

2 holes, gleaming from 1 hole!

rm_1littlehose 57M
436 posts
12/9/2019 3:44 pm

Only play-place you will find 2 holes in 1!

Beautiful pic by the way!

electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
12/9/2019 5:15 pm

Congrats to Wok2016 for your winning one-liner!

stringtime666 59M
691 posts
12/10/2019 9:18 am

"can you hold my drink for a moment?"

Lust was zu schreiben? [post Privater Briefkasten Privat Mailbox (private Mailbox)

Desir4Fire 45M
2256 posts
12/10/2019 11:45 am

I slipped you a tip!

Desir4Fire 45M
2256 posts
12/10/2019 11:46 am

Star light, start bright!!
First star I see tonight

knightwilly 55M
16 posts
12/11/2019 5:47 am

Take a seat, Dear.

Succulenttrini 40M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:20 am

got milk

Succulenttrini 40M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:24 am

Hi electra

Vader0967 52M
413 posts
12/11/2019 7:05 am

peek a boo I see you

Grmtby69 47M
75 posts
12/12/2019 9:36 am

“Here’s today’s menu- what you like?”

JasonGang12 22M
12 posts
12/12/2019 5:34 pm

I could mine that hole for days

LoveSosa63 29M  
22 posts
12/17/2019 7:15 am

Open for business!!

embeddableHUNK 41M
30 posts
12/18/2019 9:02 am

That ass just ruined my day

newcuriousbivirg 53M  
144 posts
12/18/2019 2:22 pm

Allow me to clear off a seat for you! Said while wiping mustache!

reaper3791 48M  
22 posts
12/18/2019 6:33 pm

Be careful, her pussy is gorgeous, but look what it did to her Jeans!!!!

lust4u510 50M
29 posts
12/21/2019 8:03 am

licker in the front poker in the rear

itsfabulous4u2 58M
27 posts
12/21/2019 1:43 pm

I can fill that hole for you

catnip001 44M
17 posts
12/22/2019 1:03 pm

Mind if I have a taste

merlot5555 64M  
754 posts
12/23/2019 5:50 am

... the view from the rear is exquisite...
... inviting, in need of a visit...
.... the door's open wide...
....please slip on inside...
.... it's explicit and complicit...
... an attempt to solicit...
... the meaning of which is implicit...

the contest is over... but the desire to add to the folly could not be left untouched...

merlot5555 64M  
754 posts
12/23/2019 5:51 am

one line was not enough to do that picture justice ... LOL

Jason0000316 35M
30 posts
12/24/2019 1:07 pm


justl00knatu2 45M
26 posts
12/25/2019 5:44 am

oh the sign on the door said closed

slydin 63M
39 posts
12/25/2019 6:08 am

Pink taco for lunch

slydin 63M
39 posts
12/25/2019 6:10 am

Excuse me while I slyin

slydin 63M
39 posts
12/25/2019 6:11 am

Excuse me do you mind if I take this seat

licknsuck1234 62M
62 posts
12/26/2019 6:15 pm

Let me slide my well lubed right hand into your pussy, while I slide as many fingers as I can in your ass.

harbor112 60M
1298 posts
12/26/2019 11:17 pm

I can tell you like me. By the way you crack a smile.

fierywetspot 32F  
2 posts
12/27/2019 3:54 am

Damn that was the biggest fart I ever let out.

livelifeliberate 50M
108 posts
12/28/2019 4:34 am

2020 fashion trend, the Chapless ass.

licknsuck1234 62M
62 posts
12/28/2019 10:16 am

Hi honey would you mind if I pumped a quart of hot spunk into your ass? I actually witnessed a guy ask a girl that question.....and they left within seconds......

XfromAFF 45F
13 posts
12/29/2019 7:46 am

somehow funny!

electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
12/30/2019 4:59 am

Congrats to harbor112 for the 2nd winning comment!
Check page 2 for the first winner.

69ereatwetpussy 58M
3156 posts
12/30/2019 5:44 am

Sorry I'm late, I have gass

electrastorm69 39F  
260 posts
12/30/2019 6:07 am

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Clit_Licker_dude 46M
16 posts
12/30/2019 6:57 am

Er, Gas-X, ma'am

DomBWC4fun 34M
56 posts
12/30/2019 9:55 am

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

_IKanCu2_ 101M
2698 posts
1/1/2020 2:38 pm

Best one liner ?

,,, the one ][ just crossed Talk;in too YU.

KManGarcia 34M
18 posts
1/2/2020 10:37 am

Must have been that bean i had for dinner! - Homer Simpson

wanttoplay580 76M
48 posts
1/2/2020 1:09 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit.

wanttoplay580 76M
48 posts
1/2/2020 1:11 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit. 4277274

ombnd 58M  
54 posts
1/4/2020 6:28 am

One should never reach across the bar for something if your not prepared to land on a pole.

49 posts
1/4/2020 11:35 am


allthenamesgone 50M
8 posts
1/6/2020 8:35 am

Hmm. Ladies jeans don't usually have so many pockets.

77joeeoj 42M
13 posts
1/6/2020 8:25 pm

I think you misunderstood when they said ripped jeans were in style

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