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Sometimes..............
Posted:Aug 6, 2017 1:23 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2017 3:13 am
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the site does listen.

For many weeks now, the number of emails in my inbox has been growing. At first I got a bit excited, been quiet for a while.

Problem being.... I wasn't able to open any of them. Didn't take me long to work out all the emails were from the site, telling me I was such a good person, they were continuing my gold membership. Knew this coz of all the emails they were sending to my private addy.

Then it got to the stage, that I was unable to read emails from members. Finally had enough, so sent them an email asking them to fix the problem.

Two days later..... there were all the emails from them in my inbox. Took me a while, but I finally got rid of all 14 of them, and my real emails were showing.

Could it be that I also said I was a long time member, or that they have finally employed someone that knows what they are doing?

Still don't trust them, so will probably have to re do this blog, or maybe it will show seeing as how I didn't add an attachment.



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I wonder if.................
Posted:Jul 22, 2017 1:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2017 3:15 am
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the phone is on vibrate.








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What to give a female......
Posted:Jul 17, 2017 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2017 4:16 am
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who has everything.

I know Christmas is still a few months away, but now is a good time to start thinking of that special gift.

Maybe something you've made yourself. Something that wouldn't be found in the shops.

I've found just the gift for you, and as an extra bonus.................. you can send me one for quality control.








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Shaved pussy.
Posted:Jul 6, 2017 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2017 4:45 pm
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Saw this today. Gave me a much needed laugh.

Hope it brings a smile to your face.









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Which toy?
Posted:Jul 3, 2017 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2017 3:00 am
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You're going away and can't decide which toy to pack. You don't want to pack too many, just in case your bag gets searched. Finding one toy would be embarrassing, but not as much as finding your entire collection.

I 've found the answer, and am going to share it with you.....









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Got that off my chest.
Posted:Jun 17, 2017 3:04 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2017 9:41 pm
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One woe is me blogs is enough.

So now I'm going to give some advice for the guys that like to go commando......








With it being the weekend, and we all know what happens at weekends on here, I'll keep popping back in to see if the image has disappeared.



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I need................................
Posted:Jun 15, 2017 12:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2017 2:22 am
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this.................... where are you?








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What's the best time?
Posted:May 20, 2017 12:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2017 2:05 pm
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I've read this question heaps of times in the advice line.

Some say sex is best in the morning, some say during the day, while others say night time sex is the best.

Why should there be the best time? If the sex is good anytime is the best time.

Seeing as I don't get it often enough, any time would be my answer.

The clock below sums up how I feel.








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Clean balls.
Posted:May 6, 2017 1:47 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2017 2:54 pm
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If you're meeting up with that special lady after a round of golf, and you don't have time to go home to freshen up...... no problem, you can now do it before leaving the golf course.

You can be assured you'll be sweet smelling before arriving at her place.









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What now?
Posted:May 1, 2017 2:25 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2017 3:13 am
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Sorry, another rant.

Logged in this morning and saw there was a message for me.

Once again, yes this has happened more than once before, opened it up and...... no new message showing.

The monkeys have been sitting idle in their cages for too long, so now must be thinking of new ways to stuff the site up.



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Cry baby.
Posted:Apr 30, 2017 12:35 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 3:23 am
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Twas a beautiful Autumn day here in Oz, so went shopping and then onto lunch with a friend.

Logged in here when I got home, and saw messages from a 37 year old, who only read what he wanted to on my profile.

I am only here to blog, please pop in and if you leave a comment, I reply to all comments made.

First message from him was asking if I was interested in a nsa arrangement.

Second message.... so you don't reply to every message..... re read my profile, I said I respond to messages left on my blog.

Third message..... hello.

Hello to you............... did you expect me to sit all day at my laptop just waiting for a message from you, and then get shitty coz I didn't reply straight away?

I was going to ignore and delete, but thought....... no I at least am an adult here, so sent a reply, ending with.... you are far too young for me, and I wish you all the best in finding what you're looking for.

Last message from him...ok if that's how you feel, bye.

Maybe I should just go back to deleting dickheads.

Quite often in the mag. on here, guys ask..... why do females not reply to our messages?

This is an example of why. It no where near the worse message I've received, but I just felt like a rant.
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Been a while.
Posted:Apr 28, 2017 11:40 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2017 2:15 pm
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It's been quite a while since there's been a sea of yellow. I remember when it used to take ages to read and comment on all the blogs.

Great stories, jokes, some sadness, but we were all there for each other.

Now sometimes days go passed before even one yellow line is there. I know sometimes it takes me a while before I post a new blog.

I really missed those days, and hope there is a turnaround to what it used to be like.

Another thing that's been a while...... me having sex.

How sad is it when you look at the lid of a jar of peanut butter and see....






and wonder...... are they natural or shaved?



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Ouch.
Posted:Mar 29, 2017 2:14 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 2:16 pm
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Being short, I always have to take up jeans etc. I've never bothered with pj bottoms, never had a problem until two nights ago.

I was walking from the lounge into the kitchen, when my left foot somehow got caught in the leg of my right leg . I went down like a ton of bricks.

I was in quite a lot of pain, so didn't get up straight away, as I wanted to assess the damage. I did think I'd broken at least one toe.

Nothing broken, but there's not much of me that doesn't hurt. Some wonderful bruises and swelling.

Have any of you had an accident and thought what a stupid thing to have happened?
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