Hey! A very sweet lady told me to update my instant profile to be more original. So I'm taking her advice to see what happens. Yea I know my pic has a black bar over my face,,,I'm sorry but that thing follows me around all the time and that's how I look. haha. Ok maybe not be it's an old pic and my job kind of requires me to be very discreet. Hey I'm in Louisiana and everyone kind of knows your business anyway so thus the bar. I'm the type who's prepared to screw you senseless before we exchange or names. On Sunday afternoons I like to continue the screwing we started on Saturday night. I've reached the point where young, horny, skilled, and very, very imaginative sounds like a perfect date. I look forward to screwing your brains out. Feel free to drop me a line only if you're looking for some discreet fun with no strings attached. Remember laughter is important and if you've found nothing slightly funny in the above bullshit then you probably won't find me entertaining so that's cool but move on and lighten up!! :) If you've found my rant slighty funny great, or if you've laughed out loud, we need to get together and have some fun and laughs. If you contact me please be discreet. I'll do the same for you. Ps. Seinfeld fan's welcome!

My Ideal Person A great sense of humor in bed and out! Flexibility is also important .Looking for someone spontaneous and free. Discretion is very important. Just looking for fun times not long term commitments expected other than lasting friendship and great sex!!!! Remember you have to love to laugh and have fun!!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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