UPDATE - I've been really struggling with and suffering from Migraines for a while so been off the scene, apologies for anyone who has been in touch. One of my friends describes me as a well sexy woman, and I reckon she's got it spot on. And I'm a right proper perv too!! Love BDSM, so men, if it's not your thing, we might struggle to connect here. UPDATE - I am collared. But my Master likes me to have fun. IMPORTANT [COLOR red]I've said it further down, but too many of you men aren't bothering to [B]READ MY PROFILE[/B], so I will say it here - if I reject you, that is my right. I don't then want to be told that I am wrong, nor do I want to hear about your erection. A "NO" the first time will mean "FU*K OFF YOU ARE BLOCKED" the next, so if I reject you, don't try to sell yourself in another response. And being rude just reiterates my initial decision [COLOR red]It is BORING.[/COLOR][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person There isn't an ideal person - people bring all sorts of attributes to a relationship and I can't claim to say that I like one type over another. What is important is that you need to be able to stimulate my mind far more than my body - get my intellectual juices flowing and the sexual ones will follow. If you can't string a sentence together, and can only communicate in text-speak, then we're not going to click. And if you're the type of person who throws their toys out of the pram if you don't get your own way, this well sexy woman doesn't want to baby-sit.

I could be accused of being a body fascist - if you are an overweight man (and I look at BMI, not what middle USA might deem fat which is actually obese) then you're not for me. I have allergies against fatties, BUT I have had a fantastic relationship with a 24 Stone Gentleman! There are exceptions to every rule.
UPDATE - I'm only looking for fit guys at the mo., washboard stomachs / six packs a must. The exceptions know who they are.

Having said that I did have a great relationship with someone twice my size! Rubenesque women are gorgeous, but if you're carrying too many takeaways round your waist, you're probably not going to turn me on. Friends tell me I'm well toned, I look after my body, swimming and cycling on a daily basis, but I am not skinny, I have curves in all the right places. I have a penchant for slim females, especially those with great nipples.

I don't like liars, and I *will* catch you out if you lie. So don't bother.

Smokers - guys, that's an absolute no no. I have serious allergies. Not even "light / social smokers" - it is a SERIOUS NO. I won't compromise my good health for your disgusting habits.

If you think you might be what I'm looking for, then please get in touch.

"IF YOU HAVE SKIPPED DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, GET YOUR ASS BACK UP THERE AND READ THIS PROFILE! Girls and Boys Included!"

If you would like to be tied up or have photos done.. Go to the Almighty ShibariRopeArt ... Go have Fun I did

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
This is as a result of spending some time being played with
in a friend's sling when I was on the scene 10 or so years
ago. We talked about it at the time, but nothing came of it
- damn! I'm held down on a table by 7 fit naked men. In turn, each
of them licks and caresses me and fucks me while I writhe
with pleasure, screaming the place down as I orgasm over
and again, squirting my juices all over the place.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ever since I saw her in Jamon Jamon I've fancied Penelope
Cruz, and seeing Vicky Cristina Barcelona has confirmed
that desire. WOW how lucky Ms Scarlett Johansson is....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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